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Tantric & sensual massage house

Excuse MeMiss

Black stone, warm oil and slow hands. Eight rituals, one rule: you set the pace.

Reserve an evening The rituals

Move through the chains

The house

Behind the door the city goes quiet. Black stone holds the heat. Water keeps its own time. Hands arrive slowly and stay until you say otherwise. Everything here is chosen, and everything here is yours to end.

Every room is laid out by feng shui. Water to the north, fire to the south, nothing placed without a reason. You will notice it as a calm you cannot quite explain.

Instru­ments

Six objects that set the scene. Each has its place in the ritual and its place in the room.

Room 01 / 06

Stones

01

Stones

Basalt warmed in oil and laid along the spine. Weight that warms.

02

Feather

The lightest touch we own. It begins every long session.

03

Stocking

Sheer, seamed and slow. Some evenings call for dressing the part.

04

Chain

Steel that hangs perfectly still until you decide otherwise.

05

Bench

Whips, cuffs, a paddle and rope, laid out on black leather. Only ever part of the theatre, and only when you ask.

06

Candle & oil

Warm oil poured by candlelight. The room's only clock.

Rituals

Eight ways to be
taken slowly.

The Tantric ritual · 120 minutes

I

Threshold

Shoes off, phone away. A candle is lit for you and nothing is asked of you. The door closes and the city stays outside.

II

Breath

Slow breath, long pauses. Your masseuse matches your pace before a single stroke, and agrees every boundary out loud.

III

Flow

Warm oil, open hands, no hurry. Touch travels the whole body without a destination, and slows or stops the moment you say.

IV

Return

Quiet time to land. Tea, warm towels and no clock until you are ready to step back into the night.

  1. Threshold
  2. Breath
  3. Flow
  4. Return

Studies

Skin, stone
and smoke.

Smoke
Oil
Lamplight on water
Steam
Rain
Salt

House rules

You set
the pace.

Every ritual runs on clear agreement. These rules are posted in every room and apply to every guest.

You do. Pressure, speed and areas are agreed before the door closes, and they can change at any moment.

Yes, with one word. Your masseuse stops at once and the session ends without questions.

Whatever you say. Boundaries are set at the start of every session and are never up for negotiation.

Yes. The atmosphere is sensual and the conduct is professional. Massage only, always by consent.

Adults, 18 and over. Photo ID may be requested on arrival.

By appointment only

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